Thursday, May 11, 2006

Short People with Air

[16:06] Aluball17: i wish it was the good old days
[16:06] Aluball17: now i'm all picky
[16:06] Aluball17: it freakin sucks
[16:07] Bondgrl311: lol well u cant use a girls mammory(sp??) glands as a reason to date them anymore
[16:24] Aluball17: LOL
[16:24] Aluball17: is that what i used to do
[16:26] Bondgrl311: i dont know did u
[16:27] Aluball17: that's not my thing
[16:27] Aluball17: i like girls with big brains
[16:27] Aluball17: lol
[16:27] Aluball17: look at the brains on that one
[16:28] Bondgrl311: lol
[16:32] Bondgrl311: I like big brain and i cannot lie
[16:33] Bondgrl311: lol
[16:33] Aluball17: on a guy
[16:33] Aluball17: don't lie
[16:33] Aluball17: you look aite their hieight
[16:33] Aluball17: and say
[16:33] Aluball17: my your tall
[16:33] Aluball17: lol
[16:33] Aluball17: but they get less oxygen
[16:33] Aluball17: so tall people are dumber
[16:34] Aluball17: that's why kids are soo smart
[16:34] Aluball17: but as they get older
[16:34] Aluball17: they get dumbber
[16:35] Bondgrl311: unless they stay sot like u
[16:35] Aluball17: sot ?
[16:35] Bondgrl311: so ur an exception ur old and smart
[16:35] Aluball17: short
[16:35] Bondgrl311: short**
[16:35] Aluball17: yes
[16:35] Bondgrl311: lol
[16:35] Aluball17: its cause i'm short
[16:35] Aluball17: einstein was 4 9''
[16:35] Bondgrl311: excatly
[16:35] Bondgrl311: really??
[16:36] Aluball17: yea
[16:37] Bondgrl311: ...so nba players are dumb?

Monday, May 01, 2006

The Midget

I would like anyone reading this to understand, Its not like we watched trapped in the closet yesterday, last week, even last month. WE WATCHED IT IN JANUARY

[11:14] nticeing1: i had the weridest dream
[11:14] Aluball17: :-)
[11:14] nticeing1: the midget from trapped in my closet came up and started to beat us up
[11:14] Aluball17: LOL
[11:14] nticeing1: it was SOOOOOOOOO real
[11:14] Aluball17: ROFL
[11:15] Aluball17: oMG
[11:15] nticeing1: and I wacked him across the room
[11:15] nticeing1: with my eyes closed
[11:15] nticeing1: and when i opened my eyes i saw it was a midget
[11:15] nticeing1: and you know what you did outram
[11:15] nticeing1: NOTHING!
[11:15] Aluball17: well
[11:15] nticeing1: you just sat there with your mouth wide opened
[11:15] Aluball17: he was is a midget
[11:15] nticeing1: and said

[11:17] Aluball17:
[11:15] nticeing1: EXACTRL:Y!!!!!!!!!!
[11:15] nticeing1: that's exactly what you said
[11:15] Aluball17: LOL
[11:16] nticeing1: you said damn singh
[11:16] nticeing1: he's just a midget
[11:16] nticeing1: why you killed him
[11:16] Aluball17: OMG
[11:16] nticeing1: i swear to god
[11:16] Aluball17: i can't do this
[11:16] nticeing1: and den you said
'That's Bushwick son'