NYU words according to the Nza

[15:46] Aluball17: i emailed his dumbass
[15:46] Aluball17: to call them
[15:46] i62angel: when?
[15:46] Aluball17: cause they wanted to charge him for the windshield wiper
[15:46] Aluball17: 10:23
[15:46] Aluball17: after the email he sent at 10:22
[15:47] i62angel: he didn't get anything
[15:47] i62angel: k- now he got the email
[15:48] Aluball17: amazin how it magically showed up
[15:48] i62angel: lol- he said that he didn't get it.... hes callin them right now
[15:49] i62angel: thank you. have a nice day. its been a pleasure being the middle man. =)
[15:49] Aluball17: we usually cut the middle man and send the calls directly to your people
[15:50] i62angel: my people work hard in calcutta. we are trained professionals.
[15:51] i62angel: oh- i was supposed to ask you.
[15:51] i62angel: how much were they charging for the wiper thing?
[15:51] Aluball17: service for 2 hours
[15:51] Aluball17: i think its like 80 a hour or something
[15:51] i62angel: jeeeezz- thats alot
[15:52] Aluball17: yea tell him i know a chinaman that can build it for 5 bone
[15:53] i62angel: ha- he scoffed. (NYU word)
[15:55] Aluball17: sneered
[15:56] Aluball17: or tell him mocked ( SJU word )
[15:57] i62angel: lol- i cannot placate this behavior.
[16:01] Aluball17: i am out of witty retorts
[16:07] i62angel: you've got to brush up on your NYU words- antiquated, amenable, placate- they can all be a part of your daily repertoire. i'm taking "retorts" though- that's a good one. its been a pleasure as always ....!
[16:09] Aluball17: retort's usage can be found in Pulp Fiction when Jules (not be confused with Jesus who Samuel L. Jackson played in Die Hard with a Vengence) ... when speaking to Brent after killing a member of Brent's "breakfast companions"
[16:18] i62angel: Pulp Fiction certainly has its plethora of NYU words, but I personally enjoy the banter between Jules and Brent where Jules, in a show of machoism threatens the man with "say what again"

The Pizza Guy

Part of my job is to check out the posts on our message board and make sure the game is goin well. I came across this post and went to check it out

http://forums-beta.sportingnews.com/viewtopic.php?t=85443

To sum this up basically The Pizza Guy got to a point where he had to explain why he had no car but delivered pizza's leading to this post :

I used to deliver pizza. I've wanted to avoid this, but I guess I can expend a few paragraphs on the subject....

In November 2003 I was delivering a pizza on the West Side of Chicago. I was on the cell phone talking to the customer. I didn't come to a complete stop at a stop sign and as luck would have it, there was a cop parked nearby.

I parked my car and got out. I made the delivery and when I turned around the CHicago Police threw the cuffs on and put me in the back of a K-9 vehicle, or a vehicle that was designed to carry people face down in the back of a cage. The cops turned back smiling at me and I blew up. The explosion continued for over 12 hours.

When I went before a judge the next day, he released me on an I-Bond or otherwise known as a signiture bond with a promise I would show up in court in Decemebr for running a stop sign. The sheriff got a different order the required him to hold William Robinson in jail on a warrant. 28 days later I was finally released.

As it turns out, there was an arrest warrant for a William E. Roberson of McHenry County, IL. My name is William G. Roberson IV. I live in Cook County. The order the sheriff was give was to release me on the I-Bond and another order to hold a William Robinson.

The sheriff disobeyed the conditions of the court orders. Specifically denying me access to a judge if an authorised person from the county in which the warrant was issued failed to take custody of the person being held on a warrant with in 72 hours. Since they sheriff was thinking he was holding a William Robinson, he never knew William G. Roberson IV was in the building. I was lost in the system.

When I finally got out, all 5 charges were dropped, Running a stop sign, No valid driver's license, no current inssurance, and 2 charges of obstruction, and I learned that my brand new Chrysler Seabring Convertible with only one payment made was towed by the police and destroyed 15 days later while I was being held on the warrant.

Almost a year later I filed a Civil Rights Lawsuit against the police, city, sheriff and county, and continued fighting the false arrest and imprisonment until September 2005. In September I called my mom's lawyer who refered me to a friend of hers, who suggested I talk to this guy. The lawyer took my case at 33% +costs.

I have heard from him since. He said the judge commended me for the quality arguements I filed in court, and allowed the lawyer to start over. He's filed a complaint against Chicago, the police, Cook County and sheriff for 2 million dollars. 500K each. I have been waiting for word to go get paid and I expect this to happen anyday, most likely sometime soon around the begining of the new fiscal year, or November.

The answer to your question is yes. You need a car, license and insurance to deliver pizza, and NO, I don't not have a car. The city sold or destroyed it while I was in jail. I could however rent a car and deliver pizza, and I am thinking that that is what I should do for the next few weekends. The problem is fear of the police, does this other William Roberson still have warrants out. I know he was released from jail. I watched it happen.

I can not get this settlement soon enough in my opinion. I'm feeling a lot better now that I don't have to go to court every month and rarely discuss the matter any more. I just jump every time the phone rings.

Dating Brian

[22:49] x yaddein x : na I'm keeping my options open
[22:49] x yaddein x : Rohit Tuesday
[22:49] x yaddein x : maybe Brian later this week
[22:49] x yaddein x : who knows
[22:49] x yaddein x : lol
[22:50] Aluball17: the dog from family guy ? ~?!?!?!
[22:50] x yaddein x : hahaha
[22:51] x yaddein x : similiar name
[22:51] x yaddein x : hey
[22:51] x yaddein x : I would date the dog from family guy
[22:52] x yaddein x : hes really intelligent

The Wong way

[11:15] Aluball17: i dunno after work ... around here ..
[11:15] ok well let me know, i was going to head into queens tonight so it depends on the timing
[11:16] Aluball17: ok ... i can give you a ride to queens ... i'm heading the same way and have my car n kew gardens
[11:17] appreciate it but < 40 mintes to my parents from penn so it probably doesnt pay
[11:19] plus, the last time i took a ride from a coworker a) worst driving ever b) ended up bailing because of a) and he dropped me off at a train station and while i was waiting for the train he took pictures of me with his digital camera and put them on his website. weak.
[11:19] true story
[11:19] Aluball17: haha
[11:19] alan wong, head of QA way back in smallworld days
[11:19] we used to say "there's a right way and a wong way"

Singh's Dad Returns to Texas

I had a light rant
[15:31] nticeing1: think about it
[15:31] nticeing1: it's really pointless and moreso unnecessary at this juncture
[15:32] Aluball17: i love it
[15:32] Aluball17: juncture
[15:32] Aluball17: i concure
[15:33] Aluball17: we should conject some more about the metaphorically concoctation
[15:33] Aluball17: and conjure up some solutions
[15:33] Aluball17: i'm havin a blast
[15:36] nticeing1: you are sick in your head

so i thought i'd share this with friends
[14:48] Jeanie4u: :)
[15:37] Aluball17:
[15:31] nticeing1: think about it
[15:31] nticeing1: it's really pointless and moreso unnecessary at this juncture
[15:32] Aluball17: i love it
[15:32] Aluball17: juncture
[15:32] Aluball17: i concure
[15:33] Aluball17: we should conject some more about the metaphorically concoctation
[15:33] Aluball17: and conjure up some solutions
[15:33] Aluball17: i'm havin a blast
[15:38] Jeanie4u: what kind of language is that?
LOL
[15:38] Aluball17: LOL this is me and my best friend
[15:38] Aluball17: this is how we converstate
[15:44] Jeanie4u: lol
[15:44] Jeanie4u: u mean converse. there is no such word as conversate.;-)
[15:44] Aluball17: lol
[15:44] Aluball17: there is in my world


And then the meat starts
[15:49] nticeing1: outram
[15:50] Aluball17: singh
[15:50] nticeing1: hi
[15:50] Aluball17: hi
[15:50] nticeing1: my father bought every souvenir in texas
[15:50] nticeing1: if you didn't get a chance to buy anything
[15:50] Aluball17: nooo i got sumfin
[15:50] nticeing1: we have a wonderful assortment of texan paraphanelia for u to choose from
[15:50] Aluball17: lol
[15:50] nticeing1: we have more
[15:50] nticeing1: shirts
[15:50] nticeing1: hats
[15:51] nticeing1: ornaments
[15:51] nticeing1: handbags
[15:51] nticeing1: perfume
[15:51] nticeing1: he bought these items in gross
[15:51] Aluball17: LOL
[15:51] nticeing1: b/c apparently he hasn't realized that NY has a wonderful thriving industrial establishment also known as Chinatown
[15:52] Aluball17: LOL
[15:52] Aluball17: this is all goin on the blog
[15:52] nticeing1: yup
[15:52] nticeing1: sadly
[15:52] nticeing1: this is all true blogreaders
[15:53] nticeing1: i enjoy the opportunity to speak to our readers
[15:53] nticeing1: you know the big couch in the basement?
[15:53] Aluball17: yea
[15:53] nticeing1: well i don't b/c i can't see it anymore
[15:53] nticeing1: it's covered with souveniers
[15:54] nticeing1: there's a picture starring me in my face now
[15:54] nticeing1: it says
[15:55] nticeing1: any man can wear cowboy boots...but it takes a REAL man to BE a Cowboy!
[15:55] nticeing1: so fitting for Bushwick, Brooklyn
[15:55] nticeing1: he placed it on the computer desk
[15:55] nticeing1: ::shakes head::
[15:56] nticeing1: mommy can't stop suckin gher teeth

The reason I don't Smile in pics

Aluball17 says:
so i found a pic of me smiling
Aluball17 says:
there is a problem
Aluball17 says:
there is a reason i don't smile in pics
Aluball17 says:
lol
Aluball17 says:
so when i was 7
Aluball17 says:
i was quite adventureous in my backyard
Aluball17 says:
now in jamaica queens my backyard is about 4' X 4'
Aluball17 says:
but somehow i made it work with my imaginary friend roger
says:
oh?
Aluball17 says:
a year earlier roger's imaginary friend daven got hit by a car
Aluball17 says:
he didn't pass away but he couldn't come out to play cause we were viewed as wreckless
Aluball17 says:
i told roger to keep an eye on him cause he liked to wander
Aluball17 says:
anyway
Aluball17 says:
roger had this bright idea to body surf on our skateboard
AAluball17 says:
naive and young ... i listened to roger thinkin he wouldn't lead me astray
says:
lol
Aluball17 says:
roger had been up to a lot of mischeive in his day
Aluball17 says:
often times i took the wrap for roger
Aluball17 says:
when mommy asked me who did it
says:
will roger be accompanying u on the plane?
Aluball17 says:
i'll get to that later
says:
ok
Aluball17 says:
well roger the body surfing fine
Aluball17 says:
so i tried it and hit a bump
Aluball17 says:
the cracked my two front teetch
Aluball17 says:
lol
Aluball17 says:
i then got dental sement but it was done poorly hence i give half smiles when being documented

My Fantasy Baseball Team

Curr	Name	Tm	Opp
SP	Buehrle, Mark (SP)	CHA	CLE
SP	Zito, Barry (SP)	OAK	NYA
SP	Patterson, John (SP)	WAS	@ NYN*
SP	Lowry, Noah (SP)	SF	@ SD
RP	Isringhausen, Jason (RP)	STL	@ PHI
RP	Jenks, Bobby (RP)	CHA	CLE
Bn	Hernandez, Livan (SP)	WAS	@ NYN
Bn	Cain, Matt (SP)	SF	@ SD
DL	Benitez, Armando DL (RP)	SF	@ SD
DL	Burnett, A.J. DL (SP)	TOR	MIN

Curr	Name	Tm	Opp
C	Martinez, Victor (C,Util)	CLE	@ CHA
1B	Overbay, Lyle (1B,Util,CI)	TOR	MIN
2B	Loretta, Mark (2B,Util,MI)	BOS	@ TEX
3B	Ensberg, Morgan (3B,Util,CI)	HOU	FLA
SS	Tejada, Miguel (SS,Util,MI)	BAL	TB
Util	Ordonez, Magglio (Util,OF)	DET	@ KC
MI	Adams, Russ (SS,Util,MI)	TOR	MIN
OF	Ramirez, Manny (Util,OF)	BOS	@ TEX
OF	Beltran, Carlos (Util,OF)	NYN	WAS
OF	Edmonds, Jim (Util,OF)	STL	@ PHI
OF	Rowand, Aaron (Util,OF)	PHI	STL

A normal day online

When one is online for the entire day everyday ... they come across strange yet interesting conversations. The purpose of the Rock has evolved into being a resting place for these convo's ... 3/5/06:


[12:37] nticeing1: I abosolutely destest this teacher
[12:37] nticeing1: ttyl
[12:37] nticeing1: i need to remain calm
[12:37] Aluball17: lol
[12:37] nticeing1: i'm making outbursts in class
[12:37] nticeing1: a yelled out rass just now
[12:37] nticeing1: and acted like i was coughing
[12:37] nticeing1: I HATE HER!
[12:37] Aluball17: LOL

( I then informed her this will be bloged-so this i actually directed to you)
[12:38] nticeing1: yes ladies and gentleman this is all true
[12:38] nticeing1: she has put me in such a bad mood
[12:38] nticeing1: i have to present a lesson in a few
[12:38] nticeing1: and i'm not in the mood
[12:38] nticeing1: she is like the devil
[12:38] nticeing1: my soul has been sucked out of me

Later that day .... Family guy almost saves the day

[14:20] nticeing1: outram
[14:20] nticeing1: my bloodpressure went up
[14:23] Aluball17: WHY ?
[14:23] Aluball17: oh
[14:23] Aluball17: the teacher
[14:26] Aluball17: u ok ?
[14:26] Aluball17: would u like some ice cream :: stewie voice :: huh eh ?
[14:26] Aluball17: how bout some so-da?
[14:28] nticeing1: wanna go to McDonalds?
[14:28] nticeing1: LOL
[14:28] nticeing1: brian really said that
[14:28] nticeing1: on the road to europe episode
[14:28] nticeing1: jolly farms

But this teacher would not be outdone
[14:30] nticeing1: all b/c i didn't follow the teachin technique some fuckin author taugh
[14:30] nticeing1: t
[14:30] nticeing1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[14:30] Aluball17: its ok
[14:30] nticeing1: you have no idea how pissed off i am right now
[14:30] Aluball17: hun
[14:30] nticeing1: bitch gonna tell me to review the chapter
[14:30] nticeing1: FUCK YOU
[14:30] nticeing1: DIE BITCH
[14:31] nticeing1: i'm talking to the dean at 3:30
[14:31] nticeing1: this bitch will be fired


This lead to some final revelations .... ( keep in mind her class is on wednesday )

[15:01] nticeing1: sorry outram
[15:01] nticeing1: don't u just hate wedensdays
[15:01] nticeing1: i hate wedensdays more than mondays
[15:02] Aluball17: someone has a case of the mondays (from Office Space)
[15:02] nticeing1: mondays are inevitable..good things must come to an end
[15:02] nticeing1: lol
[15:02] nticeing1: tuesdays are cool b/c they are short for some reason
[15:02] nticeing1: thursdays are right before fridays
[15:02] nticeing1: and fridays...come on
[15:03] nticeing1: but wed...are just there. in the middle. like wearing a wet sock in a shoe while you're on a crowded train
[15:04] nticeing1: great excerpt
[15:04] nticeing1: this is how i've felt since HS
[15:04] nticeing1: my detest for Wedensdays stem all the way from HS
[15:05] nticeing1: my junior yr, i never went to school on Wed
[15:05] nticeing1: the first day of school was on my bday and on wed
[15:05] nticeing1: it set the tone for the rest of my junior yr
[15:05] nticeing1: luckily my graduation was on thurs
[15:05] nticeing1: had it been the day before, i wouldn't have attended

My sympathic ears

Samantha: wanna know the stupid thing that i did today.

Sent at 10:13 AM on Monday

me: sure

Sent at 10:16 AM on Monday

Samantha: i was running to catch the train

but the doors were closing

so i held out my hand to stop it

and one hand had a newspaper, another hand had a bag from DD wit coffee and a bagel

guess which hand i held out..

me: LOL

Samantha: and the doors smashed the coffee cup...

and i waas dripping everywhere

and i spilled on my jeans n my tims and everyone wuz lookin...

sigh....

Sent at 10:20 AM on Monday

me: LOL

Samantha: and i had to use my newspaper to tryy to stop the cofee from spreading thruout the whole car