CEO of the Singh Household

[13:19] nticeing1: moms is home
[13:19] Aluball17: gald i cud amuze you
[13:19] Aluball17: hello CEO singh
[13:19] nticeing1: so u know i'm going to be cleaning
[13:19] Aluball17: LOL
[13:19] nticeing1: i left her alone for 5 minutes
[13:20] nticeing1: and when i got back
[13:20] nticeing1: my bed was stripped
[13:20] nticeing1: and flipped
[13:20] nticeing1: the woman flipped a whole mattress over
[13:20] nticeing1: claimed there was a hole
[13:20] nticeing1: i sleep on the darn thing
[13:20] Aluball17: LOL
[13:20] nticeing1: but she feels the hole
[13:20] Aluball17: HAHAH
[13:20] Aluball17: on the other side of the mattress
[13:20] Aluball17: oh my god
[13:20] Aluball17: LOL
[13:20] nticeing1: meanwhile talk radio is playing in the background
[13:20] Aluball17: this is classic
[13:21] nticeing1: and she is getting pissed off at the random white people calling in
[13:21] nticeing1: so she yells to be about their failed marriages
[13:21] nticeing1: and impregnant ways
[13:21] nticeing1: she's pissed off right now
[13:21] nticeing1: ::shakes head::
[13:21] nticeing1: i can't look happy either, b/c she'll get annoyed

Cats 'The Musical'

[11:16] Aluball17: ur in marketing
[11:16] Aluball17: so you should be creative
[11:17] : ok lets sing
[11:18] Aluball17: jingle ?
[11:19] : lol
[11:19] : ok...
[11:20] : 1800 matt resssssssssssssssss
[11:26] Aluball17: meow meow meow meow
[11:37] : lol
[11:38] : i used to work on Meow Mix you know
[11:38] Aluball17: REALLY
[11:38] Aluball17: OMG
[11:38] : i once had to spend an entire day listening to people try to re-sing that jingle in their own special "customized" way
[11:39] Aluball17: r kelly cud do a step version
[11:39] : it was like torture after 8 hours! lol meow meow meow - OW!!
[11:39] : lol
[11:39] Aluball17: tim mcgraw
[11:39] Aluball17: a country version
[11:39] Aluball17: buju ... a stone love version
[11:39] : dammit - where were you when we needed these ideas!?!
[11:40] Aluball17: kanye will do the beat
[11:40] Aluball17: hov will do a verse
[11:40] Aluball17: of course busta will do the remix
[11:40] Aluball17: lol
[11:40] Aluball17: nate will do the hook
[11:41] : yes. cats would go wild.
[11:41] Aluball17: puffy would dance to it
[11:41] Aluball17: with cats all around him
[11:41] : oh gosh
[11:41] Aluball17: you can do the broadway musical play
[11:41] Aluball17: and call it cats
[11:41] Aluball17: !!
[11:41] : you get so excited - i think you should've listend to it for 8 hours
[11:41] Aluball17: i hope your writing this down
[11:41] Aluball17: Cats on broadway
[11:41] : i'm sending it directly to mr. meow himself
[11:41] Aluball17: its genius
[11:45] Aluball17: i'm brainstorming about this cats musical
[11:45] Aluball17: they will all have these costumes
[11:48] : ...sorry to break it to you honey... but a CATS musical has already been done
[11:49] : quite successful too, btw
[11:49] Aluball17: u mean someone already stole my idea
[11:50] Aluball17: its a doggy dog world
[11:50] Aluball17: get it dog/cat
[11:50] Aluball17: i kill myself
[11:53] : lol yes, i see that

Waiting is a fools game

[23:37] Aluball17: i asked her what she is refering too
[23:38] nticeing1: you replied back already?
[23:38] nticeing1: should i mention this to omar? or should i wait until we get her response?
[23:38] Aluball17: wiat
[23:38] nticeing1: okay
[23:53] nticeing1: hello
[23:53] Aluball17: hi
[23:53] nticeing1: u told me to wait
[23:53] nticeing1: what happened
[23:54] Aluball17: [23:38] nticeing1: should i mention this to omar? or should i wait until we get her response?
[23:38] Aluball17: wiat
[23:54] Aluball17: ::sigh::
[23:54] nticeing1: LOL

[23:54] Aluball17: LOL
[23:54] nticeing1: i've been waiting for the last 20 minutes

A day in the life of me and singh

[21:04] Aluball17: singh
[21:04] Aluball17: i'm not gonna hear
[21:04] Aluball17: i'm not going
[21:04] Aluball17: lol so don't pull that oine
[21:04] nticeing1: outram
[21:04] nticeing1: i know you're typing
[21:04] Aluball17: esp on IM
[21:04] nticeing1: LOL

[21:04] nticeing1: HAHAHA
[21:04] nticeing1: okay fine i'll call
[21:04] nticeing1: i was going to call
[21:05] Aluball17: what ?
[21:05] nticeing1: but then i came downstairs to sign off
[21:05] nticeing1: and saw that you were on
[21:05] Aluball17: ur not going
[21:05] Aluball17: tat sucks man
[21:05] nticeing1: my cousin man
[21:05] nticeing1: she invited me to branch since wed
[21:05] nticeing1: and i didn't return her call
[21:05] nticeing1: and she just pulled the guilt trip on me
[21:05] Aluball17: which cuzin
[21:05] nticeing1: amrita
[21:05] Aluball17: you don't really like her anyway
[21:05] nticeing1: the one who married the guju
[21:05] Aluball17: ur gonna be soo bored there
[21:06] nticeing1: no it's beeeeepp i don't like
[21:06] Aluball17: yea but your whatever on her
[21:06] Aluball17: lol
[21:06] nticeing1: LOL
[21:06] nticeing1: but i think you'll be okay though outram
[21:06] Aluball17: dude ... do you understand
[21:06] nticeing1: b/c you have people
[21:06] nticeing1: do i understand what?
[21:06] Aluball17: lol ... alrite
[21:06] Aluball17: i'm not tellin you about tonite
[21:06] Aluball17: cause its gonna be crazy
[21:06] nticeing1: don't do that
[21:06] Aluball17: and your gonna be mad
[21:07] nticeing1: don't you dare say that
[21:07] Aluball17: singh ... i locked u in 1 hour ago
[21:07] Aluball17: i did my job
[21:07] Aluball17: and some fly by night cuzin gonna take you away
[21:07] Aluball17: what she known you for 18 19 years
[21:07] Aluball17: whatever
[21:07] Aluball17: you really don't even talk til you 13
[21:08] Aluball17: so you known her 5 6 years
[21:08] nticeing1: LOL
[21:08] nticeing1: this is great
[21:08] Aluball17: and over the last two with me
[21:08] Aluball17: we accumulated 8 years
[21:08] Aluball17: so i beat her
[21:08] Aluball17: and if i see her
[21:08] Aluball17: that's her ass
[21:08] Aluball17: imma sick juan on her
[21:09] nticeing1: LOL
[21:09] nticeing1: damn son
[21:09] nticeing1: not the anti drug
[21:09] nticeing1: that's harsh
[21:09] nticeing1: outram
[21:09] Aluball17: yo
[21:09] nticeing1: remember the trini
[21:09] Aluball17: look at me
[21:09] nticeing1: they are still here!
[21:09] Aluball17: i'm on a roll
[21:10] Aluball17: you don't wanna miss this
[21:10] nticeing1: outram i have so much to say about this trini lady
[21:10] nticeing1: yea i know outram
[21:10] nticeing1: okay let me see what i can do
[21:10] nticeing1: i'm not promising anything
[21:10] nticeing1: maybe i can play the that time of the month card
[21:10] Aluball17: lol ... dude you shoulda said that shit to her
[21:10] nticeing1: dude i said that shit twice
[21:10] nticeing1: and de blastid woman call back
[21:10] nticeing1: oh outram
[21:10] nticeing1: i hate this dilemma
[21:11] Aluball17: and i
[21:12] Aluball17: working over tammy as we speak for you
[21:21] nticeing1: huh?
[21:21] nticeing1: working on tammy for me?
[21:21] nticeing1: LOL
[21:21] Aluball17: friendsterd the russian
[21:21] nticeing1: oh damn!
[21:21] nticeing1: oturam!
[21:21] nticeing1: you are amazing
[21:21] Aluball17: to find out details
[21:21] nticeing1: def
[21:21] nticeing1: get on that
[21:21] Aluball17: lol yep
[21:22] nticeing1: you are so beautiful to me
[21:22] nticeing1: as i would imagine
[21:22] Aluball17: hehe ...
[21:22] Aluball17: yo
[21:22] nticeing1: my sister is going
[21:22] nticeing1: to tobago
[21:22] nticeing1: btw
[21:22] Aluball17: outta bordem
[21:22] nticeing1: her too
[21:22] nticeing1: lol
[21:23] Aluball17: shalini is at a show
[21:23] Aluball17: juss called
[21:23] Aluball17: so i doing good
[21:24] Aluball17: but she did off the charts yesterday
[21:26] nticeing1: what does off the charts mean
[21:26] nticeing1: outram i need to go now
[21:26] nticeing1: i will let you know if plans change
[21:27] nticeing1: between now and 10
[21:27] nticeing1: once again i'm sorry if i can't make it
[21:27] Aluball17: |---chart --------| shalini
[21:27] Aluball17: what what
[21:27] nticeing1: LOL
[21:27] nticeing1: ROFL
[21:27] Aluball17: what are the plans
[21:27] nticeing1: i will text you during the night
[21:27] nticeing1: teehee
[21:27] nticeing1: well i looks like i'm going to the city
[21:27] nticeing1: it*
[21:27] nticeing1: i think
[21:27] Aluball17: booo sunita
[21:27] Aluball17: i did all that
[21:27] nticeing1: her husband is picking me up
[21:27] Aluball17: and still didn't win you over
[21:27] nticeing1: i know outram
[21:27] nticeing1: you were amazing
[21:27] nticeing1: well let me see
[21:28] nticeing1: i will keep you posted
[21:28] nticeing1: i might be able to get out
[21:28] nticeing1: even if i go with them outram
[21:28] nticeing1: my heart will be with you
[21:28] Aluball17: or else yu won't get a convo like this for a while
[21:28] nticeing1: NO!
[21:28] Aluball17: i gotta make something on the line
[21:28] Aluball17: lol
[21:28] nticeing1: brb
[21:28] Aluball17: this was my at my best
[21:33] nticeing1: you win
[21:33] nticeing1: 10:30
[21:33] Aluball17: hehe
[21:33] nticeing1: be here
[21:33] Aluball17: woohooo
[21:33] Aluball17: alrite
[21:33] nticeing1: i just took care of the trash
[21:33] Aluball17: is home depot open
[21:33] nticeing1: please que up the badness
[21:33] nticeing1: i doh know
[21:34] nticeing1: why?
[21:34] Aluball17: caue i gotta get some bullet proof glass
[21:34] nticeing1: here is goes
[21:34] nticeing1: LOL
[21:34] Aluball17: for the drive
[21:34] nticeing1: did you wash the car
[21:34] Aluball17: no but i can do it now
[21:34] Aluball17: :-)
[21:34] nticeing1: no doh worry about that
[21:34] nticeing1: you only have 55 minutes
[21:34] nticeing1: okay
[21:34] nticeing1: will do
[21:34] Aluball17: dude i been ready since frankie play
[21:34] nticeing1: make sure i have 5
[21:34] nticeing1: LOL
[21:34] Aluball17: LOL ... serious
[21:34] nticeing1: me too!
[21:34] Aluball17: i watched a movie with the fam
[21:35] nticeing1: okay i gotta go
[21:35] Aluball17: with sinbad
[21:35] Aluball17: lol
[21:35] nticeing1: jeans or black pants?
[21:35] Aluball17: Sinbad yo
[21:35] nticeing1: listen
[21:35] nticeing1: i have the new jeans
[21:35] Aluball17: the crazy pants
[21:35] nticeing1: with a white top
[21:35] Aluball17: i need to see it
[21:35] nticeing1: wait
[21:35] nticeing1: listen to the options
[21:35] Aluball17: but i will bring my gun
[21:35] Aluball17: lol
[21:35] Aluball17: and juan
[21:35] Aluball17: somehow juan will be more effective
[21:35] nticeing1: naturally
[21:35] nticeing1: okay listen
[21:35] nticeing1: it's jeans
[21:36] nticeing1: and i have the turquoise bellyring
[21:35] nticeing1: with a turquoise stones
[21:36] nticeing1: and matching earings
[21:36] nticeing1: and a white top that shows my stomach
[21:36] nticeing1: that's option 1
[21:36] nticeing1: 2nd option
[21:36] nticeing1: black pants
[21:36] nticeing1: black and silver top
[21:36] nticeing1: halter top
[21:36] nticeing1: ties around my neck
[21:36] nticeing1: and shows my stomach
[21:36] nticeing1: i can wear the bellychain we bought at queens center mall
[21:37] nticeing1: which one outram?
[21:37] Aluball17: ohhhh
[21:37] Aluball17: 1
[21:37] nticeing1: you see!